While I was outside on the quad talking to my friends I heard a loud shriek.

When I looked at where the scream came from, there was a girl frantically swatting at her hair trying to get a pigeon off her head.  I told her to stand still. The I slowly and carefully lifted the pigeon from her head. Finally I let it go in the air.

She just stared at me in shock

“your welcome,”  I said and walked away